Its about time!

We have all experienced the pain, no matter how diligent we are and aware of our immediate surroundings. Sometimes we just don't see it coming and then suddenly the pain is excruciating. We scream and blame others but it is really nobody's fault, it is just too difficult to prevent all unforeseen incidents.
You know what I am talking about. Stepping barefoot on a lego piece. The pain is sudden and unbearable. But now there is a solution:

Too bored?

 There are totally ridiculous television stations available on cable right now. You have the Fireplace station, the Aquarium station, the Sun Setting station, the Cottage station, the Leaves station and my favorite the Candy station! It is a picture of candies 24/7 accompanied with music. If you don't believe me check out AMBIENT TV on your cable network.
 Does anyone actually watch these programs? How bored do you have to be to actually turn on one of these stations? What type of person watches the Candy station? Put a piece of cake in front of me and it is gone in seconds. Turn on a candy station and I would weigh 300lbs within a week. Maybe it should be called the calorie station.
 I think the Candy station should come with a warning like other programs.
"Please be advised the following program may cause violence, nudity, coarse language, hyper activity, and thousands of calories, watching this station may be a serious threat to your health. Viewer discretion is advised"

I could have been a Doctor

 When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor,

so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

The first questions asked was to rearrange the

letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part

which is most useful when erect.

 Those who answered spine are doctors today. 
 The rest of us are writing or reading stupid Blogs!