Maple Leafs

I love hockey and this Saturday night there were many great games being televised. I am a Montreal Canadian fan and have been for 50 years and I have to say when it comes to hockey Montreal is THE team. Their success speaks for itself. I am sure being a Leaf fan is not easy and I do sympathize with their many fans. I did however figure out why they suck.
As I was watching the Canadians play Minnesota the broadcasters were describing how the Canadians were "skating hard" into the Minnesota zone. During a commercial break I tuned into the Leafs game against the Rangers just in time to hear the broadcasters describe how the leafs "Tiptoed" into the Rangers zone. TIPTOED? Are they playing hockey or ballet? Guy Lafleur never tiptoed!
So listen up Leafs if you want any chance to win a Stanley Cup stop tiptoeing and start skating. Or start celebrating goals like the guy below.

He shoots he scores!!