Make Russia great again

  Russia has come up with a great new way to improve patriotism in the mother country. Lawmakers want to start distributing Vladimir Putin sperm to Russian women en masse in a bid to create a whole new wonderful generation of Russians. 

Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina, the chairman of Parliamentary Commission on women's affairs, children and family told colleagues that by giving the president's sperm to would be mothers they would be making Russia great again. It is interesting to note that Mizoulina is a bright educated women with a PhD in law. Considering this idea comes from an educated Russian with a PhD, perhaps the idea isn't so ridiculous after all. If this is how a well educated, intelligent person thinks in Russia maybe they really need to start handing out Putin sperm. 

 Makes you wonder though who in Canada we could consider?