Bass Pro Shop

Have you ever been to a Bass Pro Shop? It is like a zoo with dead animals, and if you want to kill something this is the place to go. Guns, crossbows, rifles....whatever your flavour they have it. I love the store but I don't understand their greeting. "Welcome Fishermen, Hunters and other Liars". I know a "lier", pronounced like liar, is someone who hides to ambush or attack, like a hunter, but what about a Liar? Are those the guys who tell you about the fish that got away? 

New Immigrants

There is a major debate going on in the western world right now, to accept or not to accept millions of middle eastern immigrants. Germany is accepting over a million immigrants but, they have a plan. Each new immigrant receives a wonderful Immigration Guide. They claim this guide will make the integration much easier and prevent crimes. After all, things we find obvious in western culture some middle eastern cultures do not. See below a real picture from the German Guide, with my caption. Maybe in some middle eastern cultures this is a compliment to a lady. Canadian women be prepared to be complimented as we are accepting thousands of middle eastern immigrants and we have no guide available.
                                     
                                         Dear immigrant please do not grab a lady's ass.                            

 

What a Turkey.

They are called emotional support animals or psychiatric-service animals. These are therapy animals that many people have come to rely on for emotional support especially when finding themselves in anxious situations.
Last week Delta Airlines allowed an emotional support turkey on one of their flights and even provided it with a seat. In fact it was given a comfort plus seat. I guess Herb Tarleck was correct,  "Turkeys can fly" .

                                                                  Real Picture

Going out on a limb

We all know the saying "out on a limb". Is it good or bad to be out on a limb? I have heard it is okay to climb the tree, but don't go out on a limb you may fall off. Or he was pretty far out on a limb when he predicted the future. Is it possible that in order to be successful in life you sometimes need to go out on a limb? I think so. Check these guys out, I think they know what it means to go out on a limb. Good decision or not?

 

 

Road Kill Challenge

Anyone who is required to drive a lot on highways knows how boring it can be. The way I keep alert is by keeping an eye out for road kill. It is always a challenge driving at a fast speed, keeping an eye on the road while at the same time trying to identify the animal. I appreciate it even more when there are signs of potential animals, like deer, it makes me extra alert. I was driving on a highway last week and saw this sign. Can't imagine much of a challenge identifying that road kill!