The oldest living woman in Scotland -- 109 -- says the secret to her longevity is this: Eat your porridge and avoid men.
Gallan told the newspaper that her "secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They're just more trouble than they're worth." She noted that she also "made sure to eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and to have never gotten married."
While the oldest person in Scotland, Gallan is not the oldest person in the world. That honor goes to Misao Okawa of Japan, who celebrated her 116th birthday in March. She has been a widow for 83 years (her husband died in 1931) -- suggesting that she perhaps shares Gallan's view about avoiding men if you want to live long.
So what do us men think the reason for man's longevity is? Truthfully it is irrelevant, look at the chart below of oldest people on record. All women.
So guys skip the porridge, have a drink and a hot dog, watch a lot of sports, hang out with your buddies and when ever your time comes at least you will have a smile on your face.
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