Save the ducks!

I have a raccoon that has decided the steps of my back deck are his personal toilet. Every morning I awake to a pile of crap on the steps, smelly and disgusting. After a quick visit to Bass Pro Shop I was ready to tackle the problem armed with Critter Ridder, Pigeon spikes and Coyote Urine. It seems to be working.
When paying for the items the cashier asked me whether I would like to donate $2 to "save the ducks". Save the ducks? From what? Who is killing ducks? Never the less I donated the $2 hoping I would make a difference in the life of at least one duck.

That night on Fox News I saw a video which made me realize I was ripped off. It seems someone else had already saved the ducks!