Venezuela

Venezuela is in a terrible economic crisis. Oil makes up over 90% of the countries revenue and together with the collapse of oil prices came the collapse of the economy. There have been weeks of rioting and looting, but the president, Nicolas Maduro, seems to have everything finally under control. He has come up with a few ideas that he believes will turn things around. He has addressed the people with his ideas and has told them:
-To address the electricity shortage, "Women should stop blow drying their hair, I think women look better when their hair is dried naturally".
-To address the unemployment crisis, "An idle factory will be turned over to the people, we will do it, "F_CK it , the time has come".
-To address food shortages, "Children are always hungry and eat too much so have fewer children".
-To address lack of medications, "Try not to get sick".
 Maduro has recently been called "mad as a goat", I can't imagine why.
                                          Maduro, it must be nice to have a banana!