odeur naturelle

It is hard to believe but there exists countries where people believe a man should smell like a man. Deodorant is frowned upon, men are expected to smell natural. You go near these guys and you nearly pass out. It seems to me the hotter the temperature in any given country the less deodorant worn. I passed this statue the other day in a park, I think it is the Greek god Persephone, Greek for perspiration? This must be the source. What other explanation can there be for this statue?

Make Russia great again

  Russia has come up with a great new way to improve patriotism in the mother country. Lawmakers want to start distributing Vladimir Putin sperm to Russian women en masse in a bid to create a whole new wonderful generation of Russians. 

Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina, the chairman of Parliamentary Commission on women's affairs, children and family told colleagues that by giving the president's sperm to would be mothers they would be making Russia great again. It is interesting to note that Mizoulina is a bright educated women with a PhD in law. Considering this idea comes from an educated Russian with a PhD, perhaps the idea isn't so ridiculous after all. If this is how a well educated, intelligent person thinks in Russia maybe they really need to start handing out Putin sperm. 

 Makes you wonder though who in Canada we could consider?

 

The Heimlich

 He created it, he heard about it but he never got a chance to try it, until this week. Dr. Henry Heimlich, now  96-years-old, used it for the first time this week to save a fellow senior resident who was choking on a hamburger.
 Heimlich was sitting at a communal dining table at Cincinnati’s Deupree House, an upscale senior living center where he lives, and noticed fellow resident Patty Ris, 87, in distress while eating a burger.
He jumped out of his seat, put his arms around Patty and pressed on her abdomen below the rib cage, and followed his own instructions displayed on posters in the dining room.
 Asked afterwards about the incident Heimlich said, " I cant believe it actually works".

Different Graduation gift

 Sixth graders received an unusual surprise at their class graduation party. Each student received a graduation disc with a special film about their school but in addition the disc also contained  pornography.

The parent of one of the students was shocked to discover the actual content of the DVD. Upon this unusual discovery they rushed to inform other parents, who of course had to see for themselves.

Angry parents appealed to the board of the school for clarification. The board explained the incident saying that the company recording the school film was reusing older discs to cut costs. Remember, you always get what you pay for. 

The real irony was that it was national HUG day when the DVDs arrived.
 

How to run a business

I have always found it important to allow staff the opportunity to participate in certain decision making at work, especially when those decisions directly affects their lives or work place. Such participation promotes a happier work environment, creates work satisfaction and builds company loyalty. The town of Litchfield just created a mosquito control district where two gentleman were appointed head of this unique committee. Take a look at their last meeting and how they involved others from the district in the decisions being made while heeding any concerns or issues. I think their leadership style should be taught in all business schools. You have to watch this video. 

 

How to run a business

I have always found that it is very important to allow staff the opportunity to participate in certain decision making at work, especially when those decisions directly affects their lives or work place. Such participation promotes a happier work environment, creates work satisfaction and builds company loyalty. The town of Litchfield just created a mosquito control district where two gentleman were appointed head of this unique committee. Take a look at their last meeting and how they involved others from the district to participate in the decisions being made while listening to any concerns or issues. I think their leadership style should be taught in all business schools.

 

Venezuela

Venezuela is in a terrible economic crisis. Oil makes up over 90% of the countries revenue and together with the collapse of oil prices came the collapse of the economy. There have been weeks of rioting and looting, but the president, Nicolas Maduro, seems to have everything finally under control. He has come up with a few ideas that he believes will turn things around. He has addressed the people with his ideas and has told them:
-To address the electricity shortage, "Women should stop blow drying their hair, I think women look better when their hair is dried naturally".
-To address the unemployment crisis, "An idle factory will be turned over to the people, we will do it, "F_CK it , the time has come".
-To address food shortages, "Children are always hungry and eat too much so have fewer children".
-To address lack of medications, "Try not to get sick".
 Maduro has recently been called "mad as a goat", I can't imagine why.
                                          Maduro, it must be nice to have a banana!