Lately I have been
doing quite a bit of driving both in Canada and Israel. I have noticed more and
more that men can’t quite remember to go to the bathroom before they start on
the road. It is becoming quite frequent that I notice men standing on the side
of the HWY peeing. In Canada men try to be discreet, they park on the shoulder,
try to find a bush near the road, walk behind the bush and relieve themselves.
I have noticed
recently that Canadian men have become more bold. They now quite often stand right beside their
cars, sometimes with the cars door open to provide a little more privacy. Do
they think it is like being in a private stall? Perhaps it is because of the
cold and snow that they are becoming so bold. Do men think nobody notices or
that others don’t know what we are doing? Is it only males or can everyone tell
from miles away when a man is standing and peeing? Is it our posture? Where we
are looking?
In Israel, however,
MEN ARE MEN, they stand proudly in full view of the road, most often with their
backs to the passing cars, but not always, providing all passing drivers with a
wonderful view of their powerful streams. If you are lucky or unlucky you may even catch
an entire family, father and sons, showing off their streams.
Thankfully pants
have zippers otherwise there would be far more accidents on our roads.
I do have one question though: Why do women never have to
pee while driving?
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